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SOME OF THE BANDS WE'VE ROCKED WITH SINCE APRIL 2000

AOG
GASOHOL
GWAR
HIGHMORE'S BODY
LAMB OF GOD
LURE 609
MRS CHILDREN
SALVAGE
SINDUST
STAINLESS MIND
TOM FOOLERY & THE MISTAKES

CRINGE the only Columbus Music website for DEVILCAKE

DARRIN LINKS
DARRIN AILES at MP3.com

Atari Age - - This site is the BOMB when it comes to information about the Atari 2600 (and 5200 and 7800 and Lynx and
Jaguar). If you have an emulator, this is the place to be for Atari 2600.

Classic Gaming - More stuff on those classic gaming consoles. Contains links for emulators n' ROMS n' stuff.

MAME.net - The best emulator EVER created for those who loved their coin-ops back in the day.

MAMEWorld - This site contains even more info about MAME. Did I mention that MAME rocks?

The Video Game Museum - This f'ing site covers a TON of the game consoles: NES, Sega Game Gear, Intellivision, Super Famicon, and of
course Atari 2600.

Anti-Theory SoundArt - Some really screwed up, circuit-bent instruments from the master himself, Reed Ghazala.

carrionsound - More really screwed up, circuit-bent instrument stuff INCLUDING some sound samples.

Both Sides Now Publications - I use the LP Discographies section quite a bit when I want to find out a little bit more
about some of the albums I buy. It doesn't have much on the major labels, but more on the smaller labels:
A&M (home of Herb Alpert), Buddah (home of 1910 Fruitgum Co. and Captain Beefheart's 'Safe As Milk'), Colgems (home of The
Monkees), Curtom (home of Curtis Mayfield), Imperial, MGM, Roulette, Swan Song,
etc etc etc. There's lots of labels here, mostly older ones though (pre-80s).

Good Friends-Phoebe's Songs - Lyrics from one of the best songwriters ever, Phoebe from the TV show 'Friends'.

SETI@Home - Have your computer search for aliens in its spare time. If nothing else, the screensaver is interesting to
watch sometimes.

Waffle House - The best restaurant EVER! Yes, I'll have hash browns
scattered-smothered-covered-chunked-topped-diced-peppered. And can you give me
a side of Ranch Dressing for that,too? Thanks.

Wonka Candy - The Wild World Of Wonka is the shit. They
have the best candy ever. I just found out that they took over the production
of Tangy Taffy, one of my childhood favorites. Yummy!

UBL news - This is where I find out all the dirt on the recording artists out there. It's a nice central place
that pulls many music news sources together.

eBay - Owned and operated by Satan himself... and
the reason that I now have too many records. But you can find some cool shit
that you thought was long gone as well.

Woodstock 69 Lives - This is my site that is dedicated to the ultimate hippie-fest of 1969. It was the only
true Woodstock festival. The others were just plain bullshit.

American Science and Surplus - This place has all sorts of junk. My friend's dad used to get this catalog and I would peruse it for hours. I don't know why. It's weird. I got the catalog for a while but I never bought anything (and never have) so they cancelled me. Oh well. But still, check it out.

MICHAEL BILL LINKS
Owen Nolan will make you his bitch.

Frank Zappa's ghost will make you his bitch.

Come be a bitch for Buckethead.

John Carpenter will make you wear a Michael Myers mask and put you in a movie (which technically makes you his bitch).

I met Savini in Pittsburgh once. I asked him for his autograph, and then he proceeded to make me his bitch.

Website for Fangoria Magazine. (no bitch-making here)

If Stanley Kubrick were still alive, (you guessed it) your days of not being someone's bitch would be over.

Welcome to Hammer horror! Welcome to being a British movie studio's bitch!

"I am Vincent Price. This is a wonderful site about my work as an actor. Did I mention that I am now dead? However, I will return from the grave to claim what is rightfully mine. I will have retribution. You will be my bitch".

Tall, dark and gruesome, Christopher Lee was once quoted as saying "My goal as an actor is to contribute my talents in the field of motion pictures to make the world a better place. Oh, and it would also be nice to make everyone be my bitch, if at all possible".

"Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you over-estimate their chances". (scene from Star Wars just prior to Peter Cushing making Darth Vader his bitch).

HP Lovecraft One of the pioneers of horror related fiction. Read his books. See the films inspired by his twisted mind. Be his bitch, bitch.

Here are some of my Barker tattoos on Clive's website. Now I want to be very clear when I say that I have not been or ever will be Clive Barker's bitch.

Fantomas. As Mike Patton would say: "Wooooohugga schokaloka Hoooooo sowwwwwww fararara solachhhhhhhhhh deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelelelelelelellelele!" (general translation from Patton's native tongue, which means 'It's not funny, my ass is on fire. Then, I shall make you my bitch')

OPETH Songs that average 13 minutes in length. Musically speaking, one of the most talented bands out there. Quite simply, they make every other band their bitches.

TOM WAITS I once got a Christmas Card From A Hooker In Minneapolis, and she was my bitch.

There is no truth in the rumor that Blixa is Nick Cave's bitch.
TODD LINKS
AURAL FIXATION at MP3.com

TWISTED ZEN Todd's own personal dot-calm

URBAN LEGENDS: Don't send me the fucking email about the kid who gets a nickel from Bill Gates' personal stash if you get 3 friends to fart in the next 4 seconds. Look here first. Feel superior to all the twits who forward that shite.

COFFEE CUP WEB TOOLS: Some of the best web tools and software I've seen. You can even soak with it.

JESUS OF THE WEEK: You have to see it to believe it.

VINTAGE SYNTH EXPLORER: I get a chubby just thinking about it.

MUPPETS HOME PAGE: This Muppets site kicks much ass.

CIA WORLD FACTBOOK: Well...you didn't think we paid them just to start wars and assasinate foreign leaders, did you?

DUVANTIN: A film I want to see....and/or do music for.
TWEAKHEADZ: Audio DIY. Word.
TENACIOUS D: This is what could happen if Darrin was fat and I was bald.
BOYCOTT RIAA: Think you know what's really going down in the MP3/Download debate?
YAMAHA MANUAL LIBRARY: Gotta piece of Yamaha gear, but no book? Look here.
NANCY LINKS
BBC America If it weren't for British TV, American cable would truly suck.

ROCKSNOBS: The name kinda says it all, doesn't it?

IAN LINKS
BIZARRE DEPICTION My own private Def Jam
BIZARRE DEPICTION RADIO an excuse to show up on the "stations now playing" pages of everyone I like, which is why there's several hundred tracks.
CATHEDRAL COVEN ooooooooooooh, can you feel the groove?!?!?!!???
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART You're eating too much and going to the bathroom too much
CELTIC FROST are you morbid, bitch?
CHRISTIAN DEATH Valor is a dumbass but the site is still pretty hotttt
CRADLE OF FILTH "update thy bookmarks"
THE DAMNED official
DBX Dave Brockie Experience - I think I got it at the beat stall
THOMAS DOLBY the flat earth society
DURAN DURAN save a prayer till I kick your fucking head in.
EMPEROR they wear makeup and sing about Satan, therefore they rule
GODFLESH and all of Justin Broadrick's other 2.3 million projects
GWAR official site
IDAHO the band, not the state
IRON MAIDEN official site
KAW TAPES UK cassette label that carries two rare albums of mine - the acoustic VARIATIONS and the uh, not acoustic PAINFUL REALIZATION
KING CRIMSON News page. OH hell yeah.
KISS ONLINE official site
BILL NELSON rules. Fripp + Numan x Sylvian
GARY NUMAN welcome to the Nu World, beeyotch!
SEMPER LO FI MJB's label - buy my album PITCH WHEEL here and get extra-snazzy packaging.
SWANS broken up but still freaking people out
VENOM this is it, they have retuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrneddddddddah!
VOIVOD into the hypercube with you!
ROZZ WILLIAMS yeah, he's dead but still

IAN MP3s
IAN C STEWART when I'm instrumental and archival
FZZY PMPR dance music for your rectum
IRRELIGION ghoulier than your mom
SAMARKAND soothing ambient technoheat and lugubrious rock songs
STAR*PILLOW goofy duh-rock that's not about food


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